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| All sing along now to the tune of U2's " Sunday Bloody Sunday"
Bingo Bloody Bingo, Bingo Bloody Bingo, Bingo Bloody Bingo, Bingo Bloody Bingo, Bingo Bloody Bingo, Bingo Bloody Bingo, Bingo Bloody Bingo, Bingo Bloody Bingo, Bingo Bloody Bingo, Bingo Bloody Bingo, Bingo Bloody Bingo
Yes. The real reason people go to WMC's Not for the artistes Not for the cheap beer Not for the company Not because they've got their own seat and they've sat there since 1807 Not necessarily to win .... But to PLAY BINGO Bands mostly hate it The numbers are announced through a PA several times the size of the band's rig which can normally be heard a few streets away. This is, of course, the reason behind noise complaints from local residents and the reason why amp and speaker destroying noise-meter-cut-out-things are installed When you try and talk over, or whisper under the bingo you get a reaction like we did a few weeks ago: "Would the artistes kindly BE QUIET when the bingo's on or go and sit in another room or their dressing cupboard!" Or an icy glare from A Little Old Dear And remember, a dabber's not just for Christmas, it's for life |
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